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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 177thLargest Welfare Programs: 254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 666th
The People's Republic of
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Hippie Utopia

Population12.579 billion

Leadera mayor

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSquirrel

The People's Republic of Hippie Utopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a mayor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.579 billion Hippie Utopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hippie Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 137,868 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Hippie Utopians. Crime is totally unknown. Hippie Utopia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hippie Utopia is ranked 189,375th in the world and 20th in Reality for Most Stationary, with 7.65939093132 Days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 177thLargest Welfare Programs: 254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 819thMost Pacifist: 949thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,532ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,784thNicest Citizens: 1,798thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,547thLargest Governments: 2,681stBest Weather: 3,004thMost Inclusive: 3,040thMost Developed: 3,100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,131stMost Cultured: 3,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,672ndSmartest Citizens: 5,368thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,871stSafest: 6,390thHealthiest Citizens: 6,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,513thHighest Economic Output: 8,812thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,011thTop
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Nudest: 10,878thMost Politically Free: 16,390thHighest Average Incomes: 16,499thHighest Drug Use: 17,352ndMost Secular: 18,424thLargest Populations: 18,987th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Reality rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Reality rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Reality rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Hippie Utopia relocated from Weed to Reality.
  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Weed rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Hippie Utopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Weed rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Hippie Utopia's influence in Weed rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Utopia, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Hippie Utopians.
  • : Hippie Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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