The Plastic Lover of Hispida is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the entire bananafish EP with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.892 billion based live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yeah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong based economy, worth 239 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,907 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,215 per year while the poor average 3,065, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Hispida has designated yeah as its capital city, The entire bananafish EP has just been declared ruler of Hispida in an international press conference, and marxism-leninism-maoism-columboism has been named as Hispida's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hispida's national animal is the national animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is marxism-leninism-maoism-columboism.

Hispida is ranked 219,459^th in the world and 2^nd in Ath and His Corner of the Multiverse for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.93 missed references per hour.