The Dual Monarchy of Hohenzollern-Habsburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Franz Josef with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.367 billion Osterreichers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlinia. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osterreichisch economy, worth 330 trillion gold marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,675 gold marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military struggles with recruitment, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Osterreichisch beaches, and warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hohenzollern-Habsburg's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hohenzollern-Habsburg is ranked 227,879^th in the world and 828^th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 40.38 Whatever.