by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,064thNicest Citizens: 1,116th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Free birthday cakes are a human right.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.212 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.212 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,984 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 211,953rd in the world and 7,339th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,064thNicest Citizens: 1,116thMost Pacifist: 1,311thMost Inclusive: 1,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,732ndMost Developed: 1,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,794thBest Weather: 1,799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,205thSmartest Citizens: 2,211thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,556thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,588thSafest: 2,741stHealthiest Citizens: 2,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,813thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,113thMost Influential: 3,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,585thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,730thLowest Crime Rates: 3,878thLargest Governments: 3,952ndMost Cultured: 4,464thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,135thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,470thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,857thMost Efficient Economies: 6,533rdHighest Economic Output: 8,002ndMost Stationary: 8,348thHighest Average Incomes: 8,531stMost Secular: 9,344thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,923rdHighest Drug Use: 20,293rdMost Income Equality: 23,810th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Safest: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 285th in the regionMost Secular: 331st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 416th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 631st in the region

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