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Most Compassionate Citizens: 928thNicest Citizens: 1,142ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,463rd
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Our cups runneth over.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.451 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.451 billion Hokolokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,879 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, Citizen Prime's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 8,063rd in the world and 180th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 182,879.51 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 928thNicest Citizens: 1,142ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdMost Pacifist: 1,500thMost Inclusive: 1,592ndMost Developed: 1,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,004thTop
Best Weather: 2,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,244thSmartest Citizens: 2,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,991stHealthiest Citizens: 3,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,267thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,323rdMost Influential: 3,408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,596thSafest: 3,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,376thMost Cultured: 4,450thLargest Governments: 4,536thLowest Crime Rates: 4,727thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,225thMost Efficient Economies: 6,505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,750thMost Secular: 7,320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,060thHighest Average Incomes: 8,063rdHighest Economic Output: 8,879thMost Stationary: 9,021stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,626thHighest Drug Use: 13,623rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 127th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Populations: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionMost Secular: 269th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 663rd in the region

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