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Most Compassionate Citizens: 949thNicest Citizens: 1,151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,299th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
We thrive together.
Citizen Prime
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hokolokia

Population9.911 billion

CapitalVayntrubville
LeaderCitizen Prime

CurrencyMilana
Animalplatypus

The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.911 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,431 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 221,568th in the world and 8,915th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.65 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 949thNicest Citizens: 1,151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,299thMost Pacifist: 1,471stMost Inclusive: 1,573rdMost Developed: 1,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,892ndBest Weather: 1,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,167thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,376thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,894thHealthiest Citizens: 3,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,220thSafest: 3,382ndMost Influential: 3,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,083rdLargest Governments: 4,270thLowest Crime Rates: 4,422ndMost Cultured: 4,436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,359thMost Efficient Economies: 6,666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,356thMost Secular: 7,519thHighest Average Incomes: 8,046thHighest Economic Output: 8,582ndMost Stationary: 8,813thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,755th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionSafest: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 265th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hokolokia was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Hokolokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Hokolokia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokolokia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.

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