The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Daenerys Targaryen with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.317 billion Hollabackatchians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mereen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollabackatchan economy, worth a remarkable 3,031 trillion Stirlings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,728 Stirlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,992 per year while the poor average 22,238, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hollabackatcha's national animal is the Drogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Hollabackatcha is ranked 4,745^th in the world and 50^th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 3,031 trillion Standard Monetary Units.