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Largest Retail Industry: 580thLargest Black Market: 1,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,744th
The Constitutional Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
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Daenerys Targaryen
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hollabackatcha

Population25.317 billion

CapitalMereen
LeaderDaenerys Targaryen
FaithFaith of the Seven

CurrencyStirling
AnimalDrogon

The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Daenerys Targaryen with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.317 billion Hollabackatchians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mereen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollabackatchan economy, worth a remarkable 3,031 trillion Stirlings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,728 Stirlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,992 per year while the poor average 22,238, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hollabackatcha's national animal is the Drogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Hollabackatcha is ranked 4,745th in the world and 50th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 3,031 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 580thLargest Black Market: 1,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,744thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,337thHighest Economic Output: 4,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,429thHighest Crime Rates: 6,760thBest Weather: 6,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,064thMost Efficient Economies: 12,065thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,534thMost Armed: 13,568thMost Inclusive: 16,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,257thMost Developed: 18,673rdMost Secular: 19,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,578thHighest Drug Use: 21,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,225thHighest Average Incomes: 23,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,162nd
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Hollabackatcha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, nose plugs are the latest Hollabackatchan fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Daenerys Targaryen For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Daenerys Targaryen's supporters.
  • : Hollabackatcha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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