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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,139thNicest Citizens: 11,402ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,732nd
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Population1.916 billion

LeaderJozias Lazar

CurrencyHolocovar Denar
AnimalHolocovar Vulture

The Republic of Holocovoy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jozias Lazar with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.916 billion Holocovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rava-nad-Ruka. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holocovar economy, worth 67.5 trillion Holocovar Denars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 35,210 Holocovar Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holocovoy's national animal is the Holocovar Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holocovoy is ranked 190,656th in the world and 54th in Niamark for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,139thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,402ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,086thMost Influential: 12,943rdBest Weather: 13,433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,109thHealthiest Citizens: 16,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,618thMost Pacifist: 17,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,592ndMost Cultured: 18,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,146thMost Devout: 19,659th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the region

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