by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 365th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 606th Highest Poor Incomes: 641st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ
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Holy Chimerland

Population4.015 billion

CapitalHoly Bunker

AnimalBlack Cat

The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abdullah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.015 billion Holy Chimerlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Bunker. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Chimerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 258,799 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chimerland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Holy Chimerland is ranked 150,138th in the world and 5,510th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Lowest Crime Rates: 365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 606thHighest Poor Incomes: 641stSafest: 1,003rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,031stLargest Governments: 1,194thMost Conservative: 1,201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,267thMost Authoritarian: 1,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,308thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,593rdSmartest Citizens: 1,656thMost Influential: 1,693rdMost Developed: 1,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,325thHighest Average Incomes: 2,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,159thHealthiest Citizens: 3,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,998thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,358thMost Extreme: 4,969thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,696thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,365thBest Weather: 8,516thMost Income Equality: 10,028thHighest Economic Output: 13,404th
Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Extreme: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Conservative: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 115th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 208th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionBest Weather: 261st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 386th in the regionMost Income Equality: 444th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 528th in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the region

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