The Kingdom of Holy Chimerland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abdullah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.015 billion Holy Chimerlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Bunker. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Chimerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 258,799 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chimerland's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
- : Holy Chimerland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
- : Holy Chimerland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
- : Holy Chimerland endorsed The Aumeltopia Endorsers of Untied Provinces of Atlantica.
- : Holy Chimerland was endorsed by The Aumeltopia Endorsers of Untied Provinces of Atlantica.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Chimerland, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Holy Chimerland endorsed The Free Land of BootJack.
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