The Endorse Amerion of Holy Free is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.18 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holy Freean economy, worth 77.9 trillion Freeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,036 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, Trinal IX has just been declared ruler of Holy Free in an international press conference, and Holsanism has been named as Holy Free's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 199,508^th in the world and 7,416^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.61 Obesity Rate.