The Officially TSP's Craziest of Holy Free is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.647 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Holy Freean economy, worth 165 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 62,652 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, the question of 'what is Trinal IX's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 174,489^th in the world and 5,410^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.25 Weapons Per Person.