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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,169thSafest: 9,931st
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Holy Kebabistan

Population416 million

CapitalPax Kebabica


The United Socialist States of Holy Kebabistan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The democratic population of 416 million Turks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax Kebabica. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The Holy Kebabistanian economy, worth 24.7 trillion Kebabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,401 Kebabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, torture is illegal, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Kebabistan's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Kebabistan is ranked 82,903rd in the world and 3,341st in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,408.61 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,169thSafest: 9,931stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,332ndTop
Most Influential: 13,963rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 224th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312th in the regionSafest: 327th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 707th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710th in the regionMost Inclusive: 753rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 768th in the region

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