The Most Serene Republic of Holy Meguca Meduka Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Goddess Madokami with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 7.581 billion Meguca Medukai are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madokami City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Meguca Medukan economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion Mamirus a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,839 Mamirus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the Meguca Medukan delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and populations of two-headed Mamis have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Meguca Meduka Empire's national animal is the Mami, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Madokaiism.

Holy Meguca Meduka Empire is ranked 3,812^th in the world and 1^st in Night Rise for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.