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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,784th
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Holy Roman Empires2

Population4.95 billion

CapitalValika Tornavo
LeaderEmperor Michaelangelo
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Holy Empire of Holy Roman Empires2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michaelangelo with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.95 billion Holy Roman Empires2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valika Tornavo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Roman Empires2ian economy, worth 855 trillion Levs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,875 Levs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

School children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, the comic book series 'Emperor Michaelangelo and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Roman Empires2's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Roman Empires2 is ranked 115,224th in the world and 20th in The Monarchy alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,227.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,784thMost Devout: 4,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,398thLargest Black Market: 5,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,695thMost Avoided: 8,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,100thHighest Average Incomes: 10,104thLargest Mining Sector: 10,934thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,783rdMost Influential: 13,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,019thLargest Governments: 17,042ndMost Developed: 17,128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,624thHighest Economic Output: 22,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,264thMost Conservative: 23,978th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

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