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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,098th
The Holy Empire of
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Holy Roman Empires2

Population3.632 billion

CapitalValika Tornavo
LeaderEmperor Michaelangelo
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Holy Empire of Holy Roman Empires2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michaelangelo with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.632 billion Holy Roman Empires2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valika Tornavo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Roman Empires2ian economy, worth 563 trillion Levs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,239 Levs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,263 per year while the poor average 40,847, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Roman Empires2's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Holy Roman Empires2 is ranked 100,609th in the world and 30th in The Monarchy alliance for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,573.32 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,442ndMost Devout: 4,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,677thLargest Black Market: 6,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,262ndMost Avoided: 8,836thMost Conservative: 10,123rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,515thLowest Crime Rates: 13,726thMost Influential: 14,710thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,831stLargest Mining Sector: 15,071stMost Efficient Economies: 17,490thLargest Governments: 18,614thMost Developed: 19,075thMost Authoritarian: 20,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,465th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the region

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