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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 149thMost Armed: 158th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯
Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Honeydewistania

Population7.617 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.617 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,723 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,543,928 per year while the poor average 2,845, a ratio of 893 to 1.

Dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and much of Honeydewistania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 75,734th in the world and 2,255th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 22.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 149thMost Armed: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 229thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264thFattest Citizens: 272ndMost Secular: 280thMost Avoided: 282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 407thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 450thRudest Citizens: 493rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 609thHighest Disposable Incomes: 804thMost Efficient Economies: 933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,084thLargest Mining Sector: 1,121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,241stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,495thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,981stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,517thNudest: 4,539thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,564thHighest Economic Output: 7,856thTop
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Most Influential: 13,780thMost Pro-Market: 19,089thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,670thHighest Drug Use: 20,149thLargest Black Market: 20,808th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 214th in the regionNudest: 223rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 287th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 314th in the regionMost Influential: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 386th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 806th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, much of Honeydewistania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
  • : Honeydewistania published "Louisa Mathers' Reign of Terror Ends" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Honeydewistania changed its national leader to "Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor".
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.

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