The Pernicious Plutocracy of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aidan Collier with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.013 billion Honeydewistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion rokkyivs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 214,158 rokkyivs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,895,134 per year while the poor average 3,409, a ratio of 555 to 1.
A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is earning money.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
- : Honeydewistania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Honeydewistania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
- : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
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