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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 583rdMost Avoided: 753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 797th
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Hong Kong Empire

Population9.834 billion

LeaderThe Taizong Emperor


The Imperial Dynasty of Hong Kong Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Taizong Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.834 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengde. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,673 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,502 Taels, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dragon', scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hong Kong Empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Hong Kong Empire is ranked 244,565th in the world and 9,408th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.64 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 583rdMost Avoided: 753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 797thHighest Disposable Incomes: 807thMost Corrupt Governments: 828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 835thLargest Retail Industry: 928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 960thHighest Average Incomes: 1,016thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,340thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,494thMost Efficient Economies: 1,533rdLargest Black Market: 1,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,152ndFattest Citizens: 2,274thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,357thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,507thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,896thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,992ndHighest Economic Output: 3,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,202ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,559thLargest Governments: 4,993rdRudest Citizens: 5,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,681stSmartest Citizens: 7,331stMost Cultured: 8,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,767thMost Developed: 11,900thTop
Most Influential: 12,384thMost Secular: 14,670thMost Stationary: 17,941stMost Conservative: 20,780thMost Authoritarian: 21,679th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionRudest Citizens: 315th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 407th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Stationary: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 449th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 479th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 581st in the regionLargest Populations: 637th in the regionMost Developed: 706th in the regionMost Secular: 744th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 925th in the region

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