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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 736thMost Avoided: 754th
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Hong Kong Empire

Population8.667 billion

LeaderThe Taizong Emperor


The Imperial Dynasty of Hong Kong Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Taizong Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.667 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengde. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,502 Taels, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dragon', scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hong Kong Empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Hong Kong Empire is ranked 3,671st in the world and 163rd in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,484.6 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 736thMost Avoided: 754thMost Corrupt Governments: 777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 788thHighest Disposable Incomes: 811thLargest Retail Industry: 825thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 895thHighest Average Incomes: 981stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,466thMost Efficient Economies: 1,473rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,483rdLargest Black Market: 1,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,974thFattest Citizens: 2,186thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,279thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,943rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,671stHighest Economic Output: 3,842ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,181stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,202ndLargest Governments: 4,747thMost Influential: 5,116thRudest Citizens: 5,481stSmartest Citizens: 6,924thMost Cultured: 8,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,175thMost Developed: 11,092ndTop
Most Secular: 14,039thMost Stationary: 19,531stMost Conservative: 20,852ndMost Authoritarian: 21,741st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 593rd in the regionMost Developed: 650th in the regionMost Secular: 748th in the region

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