The Federal Republic of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a huge, genial nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 875 million Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth 105 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,570 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 14,072^nd in the world and 454^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,258.08 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.