The The Federal Republic of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.128 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth 364 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,159 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, army rations are served on silver platters, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 197,111^th in the world and 6,401^st in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 14.16 Atheism Rate.