by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529thMost Influential: 873rd
The Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Struggle Is Ours , Victory Belongs To Allah
The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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House Ahsanul

Population2.867 billion

CapitalGlass Palace
LeaderThe Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque


The Caliphate of House Ahsanul is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.867 billion Ahkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Palace. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahkian economy, worth 601 trillion Yadims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,680 Yadims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Ahsanul's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

House Ahsanul is ranked 18,670th in the world and 240th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529thMost Influential: 873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,236thLowest Crime Rates: 1,373rdMost Armed: 1,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,380thLargest Governments: 2,384thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,956thMost Efficient Economies: 3,262ndMost Developed: 3,389thMost Devout: 3,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,840thMost Authoritarian: 4,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,621stBest Weather: 5,657thHighest Average Incomes: 5,821stSafest: 6,321stMost Conservative: 6,345thSmartest Citizens: 6,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,795thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,835thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,158thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,841stMost Extreme: 18,670thMost Income Equality: 19,327th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 171st in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 207th in the regionSafest: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 223rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 239th in the regionMost Extreme: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionMost Conservative: 285th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 340th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 443rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 453rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, The Great Emperor Mohammad Ahsanul Hoque's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : House Ahsanul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in House Ahsanul, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : House Ahsanul endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : House Ahsanul was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » Aumeltopia, The Two Jerseys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Amerion, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Tsvetania, Drystar, Erinor, Kiasu-ism, Linden Oak, Curlyhoward, Jehenna, Corgitopiaa, Southern Numenor, Tsunamy, Lioniel, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Royaltica, Nova Montron, Antarctic Empires, Sthalrim, Nowa Europa, Volaworand, Si-topia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Concrete Slab, RestartAll, Qvait, Pax Dracon, Blaash, The Filippinas, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Myness, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Page 53, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bawkie, Abarri, Belschaft, Mapico, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Solar System Scope, HUElavia, The naked people, Land Without Shrimp, Yeldarbsland, North Kanuckistan, Kringalia, and 222 others.New Briantown, Noire Denholm, Fasire, A leftover country, Isokenzar, Bleakfoot, Midand, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Enplatia, Iym Winterless, Ridehale, Three Rivia Levr, Marstella, Privatore, Laamiva, Hypersensible Crybabies, Theorin, Edenlegaia, Madhonia, Bohenia, Dasko, Centristvill, Amutien, Drugged Monkeys, Shefino, InnWorm, Japanese Federal Republic, Sanden, Dankstergrad, Darakin, PenguinPies, Grianal, Escevola, Sedunn, Utondara, South Western Korea, Boca Tropica, Bergenu, Techganet, The United Expanse, Baltenlands, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Poopisiya, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Sandaoguo, Western Fardelshufflestein, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Farengeto, North Catimestistrianes, Alf Landon, Zaelith, Wehraboos, The West Valley Mountains, Havenfell, Aurcania, Direwolf1, USNE2018, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Oreo States, Galactic Gelatin, Rad Asia, Spazzhole, Myndia, Auphelia, Noveos, Lesinteil, Tepertopia, Kroumos, Hakk Fiss, Compli, Purple Hyacinth, Springhollow, Brunier, Isle of Glastonbury, Qaweritoyu, North Lauchyperpsonity, Monstrous Island, Kafeine, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Andinla, Kandorith, Phanama, Holy Free, Barkorth, Bartonia Nova, South Caleblan, Maltaron, Idiono, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Gastravon, Dignic Freuraternia, Doraya, Republik Hintonia, Rectionk, Rebel-topia, South Blossom, SteamPunk Squirrels, Salguod, Amakul, Ullan, Walloonia, Marinho Islands, Jammlandia, FreeFishers, Calistan, Proctethia, Seyja, Cuuldere, Treesil, Transtemporal Shifts, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Lantzalot, Eskvenn, Vanbella, Berlana, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Vicken, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Myhomecountry, Dereistic, Not Austria, Charisma Bonus, Operahouse, Democratic Republic of Tiara City, Zolooloo, WI SD EA D, Quh, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Euro Pacifica, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Drew-Topia, Communist Darskaya Republic, The Imperial Frost Federation, Yahshabbat, Martzian, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Kingpins, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Holota, Ceutalia, Qawe, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, LadyRebels, The Altan, Seythennia, Levistian, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Unity of purity, Blondiesland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Eternal Memedom, Yeses, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Gidonia, Malonlandia, Tughampton, Carthatska, Banglazstrogaria, Manuck, The Stolen Lands, Xergiokia, The White Isles, Leanoidan, Herbert Island, Trotkys paradise, Gonrati, Noimosini, PaginMin, Sunsland, The United Australian States, Ipugao, Anatasha, New Qafedemar, Freavia, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Alambar, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, Uvalor, Daal Chawwal, JavaSiege, Dalegreen, Rhetiaa, Paganan, Kaleidescooptopia, Astiaveth, Steviland, Beblahbleblo, Kiani, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Merevane, Eastern Mekong, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Freedoom, New Sanet, Green Sofia, Never was New England, Solanosco, Galebland, and Danily.

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