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Most Conservative: 10,432nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,698th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
WAR
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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House of Paint

Population1.091 billion

CurrencyHouse
AnimalHouse

The Nomadic Peoples of House of Paint is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.091 billion House of Paintians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The House of Paintian economy, worth 45.4 trillion Houses a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,570 Houses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House of Paint's national animal is the House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

House of Paint is ranked 22,393rd in the world and 1,153rd in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 110.93 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Conservative: 10,432ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,698th
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Most Conservative: 412th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 532nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House of Paint's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : House of Paint's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : House of Paint's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : House of Paint's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : House of Paint was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : House of Paint ceased to exist in The houses.
  • : House of Paint's influence in The houses rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.

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