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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,563rdMost Conservative: 10,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,865th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
WAR
Influence
Minnow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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House of Paint

Population2.429 billion

CurrencyHouse
AnimalHouse

The Nomadic Peoples of House of Paint is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.429 billion House of Paintians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The House of Paintian economy, worth 120 trillion Houses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,648 Houses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House of Paint's national animal is the House, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

House of Paint is ranked 57,696th in the world and 2,940th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 76.29 Years.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,563rdMost Conservative: 10,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,865th
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Most Conservative: 326th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House of Paint was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : House of Paint was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, people who have lived their entire lives in House of Paint are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in House of Paint, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.

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