Population | 35.776 billion |
Currency | marsh dollar |
Animal | redsnapper slug |
The Sons of Polyneices Memorial of Howling Mad Mallows is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 35.776 billion Howling Mad Mallowsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Howling Mad Mallowsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion marsh dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,120 marsh dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military service is compulsory, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, bizarre-looking creatures called 'redsnapper slugdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Howling Mad Mallows's national animal is the redsnapper slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Howling Mad Mallows is ranked 654th in the world and 1st in The Southron Confederacy for Most Stationary, with 5,283.70495176 days.
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- : Howling Mad Mallows was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
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