The Golden Realm of Hraban is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Oathbearer Wolfram with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.475 billion Hrabanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamberg. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrabanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion Crimson Leaves a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 313,402 Crimson Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hraban's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 7 blood oaths.

Hraban is ranked 2,259^th in the world and 116^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.29 law-abiding acts per hour.