by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 394thRudest Citizens: 422nd
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Population6.563 billion

Currencywater jug
AnimalWednesday Toad

The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.563 billion Hrrrrrrrgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrrrrrrrgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion water jugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,116 water jugs, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hrrrrrrrg's national animal is the Wednesday Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrrrrrrrg is ranked 2,357th in the world and 7th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 163.32 on the Hayek Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 394thRudest Citizens: 422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 457thMost Armed: 470thFattest Citizens: 558thMost Rebellious Youth: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 984thMost Avoided: 1,006thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,099thHighest Drug Use: 1,389thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,580thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,878thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,143rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,357thMost Inclusive: 3,234thNicest Citizens: 3,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,030thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,271stMost Cultured: 6,310thNudest: 9,112thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,383rdHighest Economic Output: 12,695thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,458thSmartest Citizens: 13,945thMost Politically Free: 14,498thMost Extreme: 16,504thMost Pro-Market: 17,020thMost Efficient Economies: 17,297thMost Stationary: 17,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,833rd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

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