The Heavenly Empire of Hualonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Azure Kaiser Monika with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.447 billion Hualons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beining. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hualonian economy, worth 117 trillion Kaizals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,973 Kaizals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Hualonian Embarrassments, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hualonia's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Just Monika Cult.

Hualonia is ranked 35,339^th in the world and 38^th in Confederacy of Layem for Most Secular, with 33.58 Atheism Rate.