The Republic of Hubdova is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kristofer Heikkinen with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.906 billion Hubdovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hubdovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Hunovas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,685 Hunovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hubdova's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hubdova is ranked 4,836^th in the world and 20^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.29 law-abiding acts per hour.