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Most Cheerful Citizens: 240thMost Inclusive: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 291st
The United States of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
For God, For Glory, For Liberty, For The People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population11.148 billion

LeaderPresident Adriano Coimbra
FaithRoman Catholicism


The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Adriano Coimbra with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.148 billion HUElavians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,618 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 324,553 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 240th in the world and 6th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 91.4 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 240thMost Inclusive: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 303rdMost Cultured: 377thNicest Citizens: 488thMost Rebellious Youth: 507thRudest Citizens: 523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 618thLargest Welfare Programs: 665thMost Compassionate Citizens: 686thSmartest Citizens: 688thLargest Governments: 696thMost Developed: 730thLargest Publishing Industry: 746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 807thLongest Average Lifespans: 854thMost Pacifist: 900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 992ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,373rdMost Devout: 1,400thMost Influential: 1,499thHighest Average Incomes: 1,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,605thTop
Best Weather: 2,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,316thHighest Economic Output: 3,151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,858thLowest Crime Rates: 3,929thLargest Retail Industry: 6,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,486thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,853rdSafest: 7,268thNudest: 8,839thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,390thMost Politically Free: 12,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,205thMost Extreme: 19,637th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 70th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Politically Free: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 154th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 194th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionSafest: 264th in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 436th in the regionMost Extreme: 450th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 542nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : HUElavia endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Philippinia.
  • : HUElavia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Philippinia.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, the election for President Adriano Coimbra's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, neighboring nations are tired of HUElavia's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » Erinor, Barabarom, Beepee, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tsunamy, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rebel-topia, Moreana, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Aidenfieeld, Japanese Federal Republic, Aumeltopia, Cuuldere, Aguatania, Saciu, Potion Seller, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Direwolf1, Kandorith, Sedunn, Xandev, Aywhyou, Auphelia, Farengeto, Nankyoku Tairiku, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Drugged Monkeys, Changolandia, The West Valley Mountains, The Filippinas, USNE2018, Amerion, PenguinPies, Dasko, Rabbitz, Aurcania, Jennaterra, Maeiland, New Briantown, Jehenna, Qvait, Imperial Duck, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, and 105 others.Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Mapico, Tsvetania, Nowa Europa, Tilipria, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Drystar, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Realms of Madness, The naked people, Lambdaland, Bear Connors Paradiso, Crystal Creation, Madreia, Unielvan Millorvium, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Greater Hyrulang, Terran Draconia, German Hapsburg, Bawkie, Techganet, North Kanuckistan, Fasire, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Anserisa, InnWorm, Breadandbutter, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Soem, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Axis Mundi, Ralphburg, Charloa, Sajnur, Nothanksbutseriously, Vardanfel, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Baltenlands, Tridem, Compli, Marinho Islands, East Nagaland, Starsight, Zaelith, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Gonrati, Vega Naothia, Nova Kobol, Shanor, Oncarra, Nouvel-Indre, Seibah, Laamiva, The Radanivans, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Corgitopiaa, New Ancapland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, West Fallows, Escanval, Well F, Trepsit, Royaltica, The Drakan Republic, United States of Vietnam, Dossiny, Markla, Sumalyo, Myness, Avia Lavanda, Kedjens, Temaseka, Midand, Concrete Slab, East Lodge, Efferalt, The Imperial Frost Federation, White Bananistan, Catillos, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, B H A R A T, Sword of Summer, Djalia, Lux Umbrat, Distrotika, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, HOUSE AHSANUL, Bohenia, Imperial Overmesingel, Eirun Sol, Merevane, and Philippinia.

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