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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,082ndMost Influential: 3,324thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,613th
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Population1.122 billion

CapitalHumedo City
LeaderEmperor Jose Emmanuel

AnimalBlob Fish

The Empire of Humedo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Jose Emmanuel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.122 billion Humedoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humedo City. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Humedoan economy, worth 85.7 trillion Grueses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,405 Grueses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, Emperor Jose Emmanuel has just been declared ruler of Humedo in an international press conference, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humedo's national animal is the Blob Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Humedo is ranked 204,413th in the world and 7,853rd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 14.82 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,082ndTop
Most Influential: 3,324thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,602nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 364th in the regionMost Influential: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 642nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 715th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 814th in the region

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