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Largest Mining Sector: 370thLargest Populations: 682ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,220th
The Im Not Lemmingcus nation of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
We serve our furry masters
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Humor Troll

Population43.063 billion

CapitalSource De Abattoir
LeaderThe Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus
FaithThe Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus

Currencycheesy poof
Animalenslaved human

The Im Not Lemmingcus nation of Humor Troll is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.063 billion Humor Trollians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Source De Abattoir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Humor Trollian economy, worth a remarkable 8,279 trillion cheesy poofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 192,257 cheesy poofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,335,025 per year while the poor average 9,674, a ratio of 138 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and billions of cheesy poofs are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Humor Troll's national animal is the enslaved human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus.

Humor Troll is ranked 152,040th in the world and 2nd in Hatetohumans for Most Stationary, with 152.07499294972 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 370thLargest Populations: 682ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,220thHighest Economic Output: 1,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,594thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,883rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,900thMost Avoided: 2,670thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,739thMost Armed: 3,748thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,788thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,761stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,925thMost Conservative: 6,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,230thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,645thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,900thHighest Average Incomes: 11,377thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,484thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,880thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,091stLargest Retail Industry: 22,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,261stMost Extreme: 27,860thMost Patriotic: 28,081stHealthiest Citizens: 28,440th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Humor Troll was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Humor Troll was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Humor Troll was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Humor Troll's influence in Hatetohumans fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Humor Troll's influence in Hatetohumans fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Humor Troll's influence in Hatetohumans rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Humor Troll relocated from Lazarus to Hatetohumans.
  • : Humor Troll was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Humor Troll ceased to exist in Lemmingcus meenicus.
  • : Humor Troll was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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