The Kingdom of Hump Day is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.408 billion Hump Dayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hump Dayian economy, worth 53.6 trillion Herbs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 2,291 Herbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hump Day's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hump Day is ranked 147,834^th in the world and 1^st in New World Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.19 law-abiding acts per hour.