The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.189 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,055 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 8,888^th in the world and 501^st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.44 Years.