The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.946 billion Humptalumptans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 815 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,162 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Humptalumpta, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 153,834^th in the world and 7,880^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.