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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92ndLargest Mining Sector: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 167th
The Hunnic Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
If you can't burn it down, your flame isn't hot enough
The Overlord
Influence
Dominator
Executioner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hun Land

Population10.129 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderThe Overlord
FaithDevout Agnostic Polytheism

Currencysevered bloody finger
Animalrotting corpse

The Hunnic Empire of Hun Land is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.129 billion Huns are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 4,877 trillion severed bloody fingers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 481,572 severed bloody fingers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,835,381 per year while the poor average 14,375, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, the well-to-do in The Spartacus and John Brown Society are never on time for important appointments, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Hun Land's national animal is the rotting corpse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devout Agnostic Polytheism.

Hun Land is ranked 222,803rd in the world and 2nd in The Spartacus and John Brown Society for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92ndLargest Mining Sector: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 167thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216thLargest Insurance Industry: 216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 253rdMost Avoided: 261stLargest Retail Industry: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 354thLargest Black Market: 355thHighest Average Incomes: 365thFattest Citizens: 411thMost Devout: 464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 526thMost Corrupt Governments: 547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 804thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,306thRudest Citizens: 1,886thHighest Economic Output: 1,945thLargest Governments: 2,146thMost Efficient Economies: 2,183rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,704thNudest: 3,531stLowest Crime Rates: 4,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,317thMost Armed: 11,200thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,985thMost Conservative: 18,144th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hun Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, the well-to-do in The Spartacus and John Brown Society are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, the full title of Hon The Overlord Vcte Mgve MF HEHLLM GCHE runs to several pages.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, Rotting Corpse is one of the most popular forenames in Hun Land.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.

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