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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 136thLargest Mining Sector: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220th
The Hunnic Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
If you can't burn it down, your flame isn't hot enough
The Overlord
Influence
Dominator
Executioner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hun Land

Population8.826 billion

CapitalDystopia
LeaderThe Overlord
FaithDevout Agnostic Polytheism

Currencysevered bloody finger
Animalrotting corpse

The Hunnic Empire of Hun Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.826 billion Huns are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 3,963 trillion severed bloody fingers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 449,110 severed bloody fingers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,509,984 per year while the poor average 14,597, a ratio of 240 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, skyscrapers get built in just days, and colonial subjects have Hunnic culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Hun Land's national animal is the rotting corpse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devout Agnostic Polytheism.

Hun Land is ranked 153,646th in the world and 2nd in The Spartacus and John Brown Society for Most Average, scoring 23.11 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 136thLargest Mining Sector: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226thLargest Insurance Industry: 230thMost Ignorant Citizens: 257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310thMost Avoided: 340thLargest Black Market: 396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416thHighest Average Incomes: 428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 552ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 584thLargest Retail Industry: 593rdFattest Citizens: 808thMost Devout: 823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 912thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,198thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,874thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,181stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,427thHighest Economic Output: 2,473rdRudest Citizens: 2,503rdLargest Governments: 2,505thNudest: 3,041stMost Efficient Economies: 3,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,951stLowest Crime Rates: 3,970thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,381stMost Conservative: 10,924thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,180th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hun Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, colonial subjects have Hunnic culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Hun Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hun Land, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.

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