by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,114thMost Influential: 2,652ndMost Pacifist: 2,658th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
From Many, One
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.925 billion



The Republic of Hyenhnam is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.925 billion Hyenhnamians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kheygyah. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenhnamian economy, worth 193 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,717 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenhnam's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenhnam is ranked 78,229th in the world and 1,360th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 193 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,114thTop
Most Influential: 2,652ndMost Pacifist: 2,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,799thNicest Citizens: 3,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,087thSafest: 4,160thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,544thMost Inclusive: 5,735thBest Weather: 5,820thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,525thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,916thHealthiest Citizens: 7,361stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,438thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,060thLowest Crime Rates: 8,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,187thMost Secular: 9,743rdMost Developed: 10,638thMost Income Equality: 11,378thLargest Governments: 11,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,850thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,501st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 172nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 193rd in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 273rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 325th in the regionMost Developed: 327th in the regionMost Secular: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 329th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 413th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 472nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 589th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 717th in the regionMost Cultured: 775th in the regionNudest: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hyenhnam was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Scheeeeeeeeeeeia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Hyenhnam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Hyenhnam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Hyenhnam, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Aumeltopia, Erinor, Ralphburg, Corgitopiaa, Aidenfieeld, Qvait, The Worst army of, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, PenguinPies, Crystal Creation, Land Without Shrimp, New Briantown, Bleakfoot, Amerion, Wehraboos, Bawkie, Farengeto, Belschaft, Midand, Tsunamy, Concrete Slab, Sandaoguo, Laamiva, The Filippinas, Andinla, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Auphelia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tepertopia, Kandorith, Nowa Europa, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Royaltica, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, Marinho Islands, Sedunn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Southern Numenor, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Seliyan progressive Islands, Isle of Glastonbury, Doraya, Ancient Slobovia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, and 57 others.Eskvenn, Noire Denholm, Jehenna, Stoniamera, The Solar System Scope, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Apartment 11F, Canmore, Shefino, Bergenu, Beepee, Tughampton, The Imperial Frost Federation, Armonitopia, Blondiesland, Rebel-topia, Treir, Wakandan Tribes, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Pamela And Hepatitis, Bear Connors Paradiso, New Goldman, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, Libedistan, Westenhald, Drystar, Gonrati, The United Australian States, LadyRebels, Ipugao, East Nagaland, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Rhetiaa, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Holy Free, Nyxonia, The Kies, Bizzie, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Scheeeeeeeeeeeia.

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