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Hypersensible Crybabies

Population1.651 billion

CapitalSeverely Cultured City
LeaderJoseph the Piker von Storyteller

CurrencyChiang Mai Khao Soi

The Bunch of Hypersensible Crybabies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joseph the Piker von Storyteller with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.651 billion Hypersensible Crybabies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severely Cultured City. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hypersensible Crybabiesian economy, worth 185 trillion Chiang Mai Khao Sois a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,129 Chiang Mai Khao Sois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, Severely Cultured City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hypersensible Crybabies's national animal is the fish'n'chips, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Libraries.

Hypersensible Crybabies is ranked 9,651st in the world and 306th in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 27,297.1 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,056thTop
Most Influential: 2,341stRudest Citizens: 2,699thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,201stMost Inclusive: 6,783rdMost Pacifist: 7,137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,312thNicest Citizens: 8,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,992ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,651stLargest Retail Industry: 10,407thMost Secular: 10,505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,618thNudest: 11,039thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,337thMost Cultured: 13,570thBest Weather: 14,616thMost Politically Free: 15,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,708thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,529thSmartest Citizens: 17,381stHighest Drug Use: 19,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,944th
Rudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Inclusive: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 258th in the regionMost Pacifist: 270th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 275th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 330th in the regionNudest: 335th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 368th in the regionMost Secular: 370th in the regionMost Cultured: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 435th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 441st in the regionBest Weather: 497th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 542nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 692nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 737th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 764th in the region

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