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Least Corrupt Governments: 726thSafest: 1,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,369th
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Hyrule and Lorule

Population14.322 billion

CapitalKakariko City
LeaderPrincess Zelda
FaithShiekah

CurrencyRuppee
AnimalDeku Baba

The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.322 billion Hyrule and Loruleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyrule and Lorulean economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion Ruppees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,167 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Princess Zelda performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. Hyrule and Lorule's national animal is the Deku Baba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shiekah.

Hyrule and Lorule is ranked 726th in the world and 15th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.72 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 726thSafest: 1,341stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,115thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,331stMost Pacifist: 6,397thMost Inclusive: 6,558thHighest Economic Output: 6,734thSmartest Citizens: 7,300thMost Cultured: 7,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,207thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10,607thHealthiest Citizens: 10,704thNicest Citizens: 11,234thMost Developed: 11,407thMost Secular: 12,050thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,530thMost Stationary: 12,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,574thHighest Average Incomes: 13,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,247thLargest Governments: 14,343rdLargest Populations: 14,752ndMost Politically Free: 15,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,680thMost Influential: 17,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,694thBest Weather: 20,570th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Nudest.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Hyrule and Lorule was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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