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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,906thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,931stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,503rd
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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I Think We-re Alone Now

Population1.681 billion

Currencyruble
Animalemu

The Republic of I Think We-re Alone Now is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.681 billion I Think We-re Alone Nowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong I Think We-re Alone Nowian economy, worth 101 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,266 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Think We-re Alone Now's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Think We-re Alone Now is ranked 198,494th in the world and 3,803rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,906thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,931stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,992nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 207th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 251st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 350th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionMost Income Equality: 377th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 396th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : I Think We-re Alone Now was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in I Think We-re Alone Now, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.

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