The Republic of I Think We-re Alone Now is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.681 billion I Think We-re Alone Nowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong I Think We-re Alone Nowian economy, worth 101 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,266 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Think We-re Alone Now's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Think We-re Alone Now is ranked 198,494^th in the world and 3,803^rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.