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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,433rdLargest Black Market: 6,083rd
The Ringo Starr Album of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Released: 19 October 1999
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I Wanna Be Santa Claus

Population15.913 billion

CapitalLiverpool
LeaderRingo Starr
FaithPeace and Love

CurrencyStarr
AnimalRingo

The Ringo Starr Album of I Wanna Be Santa Claus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ringo Starr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.913 billion I Wanna Be Santa Clausians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liverpool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient I Wanna Be Santa Clausian economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion Starrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,361 Starrs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air I Wanna Be Santa Claus flights to avoid the pay lavatories, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Wanna Be Santa Claus's national animal is the Ringo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Peace and Love.

I Wanna Be Santa Claus is ranked 37,623rd in the world and 15th in Beatlemania for Most Stationary, with 1,213.6638413102 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,433rdLargest Black Market: 6,083rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,023rdHighest Economic Output: 10,952ndMost Devout: 11,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,844thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,187thLargest Retail Industry: 16,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,683rdLargest Populations: 24,166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,529thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,898thHighest Average Incomes: 27,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,523rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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