Population | 15.913 billion |
Capital | Liverpool |
Leader | Ringo Starr |
Faith | Peace and Love |
Currency | Starr |
Animal | Ringo |
The Ringo Starr Album of I Wanna Be Santa Claus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ringo Starr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.913 billion I Wanna Be Santa Clausians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liverpool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.
The frighteningly efficient I Wanna Be Santa Clausian economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion Starrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,361 Starrs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air I Wanna Be Santa Claus flights to avoid the pay lavatories, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Wanna Be Santa Claus's national animal is the Ringo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Peace and Love.
I Wanna Be Santa Claus is ranked 37,623rd in the world and 15th in Beatlemania for Most Stationary, with 1,213.6638413102 days.
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