The Colony of Ianoitunbaasow is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Spider population. The hard-working population of 12.712 billion Ianoitunbaasowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Ianoitunbaasowian economy, worth 562 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 44,238 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ianoitunbaasow's national animal is the Spider.

Ianoitunbaasow is ranked 200,404^th in the world and 1^st in Gray Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.