Population | 27.118 billion |
Capital | The Liquor Store |
Leader | The Local Drunk |
Faith | Ice 800 |
Currency | 40 ounce |
Animal | panther |
The Infinite Supply of Ice 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.118 billion Ice 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ice 800ian economy, worth an astonishing 15,182 trillion 40 ounces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 559,883 40 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Jennifer Government is a bestseller, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ice 800's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ice 800.
Ice 800 is ranked 5,337th in the world and 1st in South Central for Most Stationary, with 3,148.70631816 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, in a fit of passion The Local Drunk has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in Ice 800, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.