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Largest Publishing Industry: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 45th
The Infinite Supply of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Ice Brewed Malt Liquor
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Power
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Ice 800

Population27.118 billion

CapitalThe Liquor Store
LeaderThe Local Drunk
FaithIce 800

Currency40 ounce
Animalpanther

The Infinite Supply of Ice 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.118 billion Ice 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ice 800ian economy, worth an astonishing 15,182 trillion 40 ounces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 559,883 40 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ice 800's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ice 800.

Ice 800 is ranked 5,337th in the world and 1st in South Central for Most Stationary, with 3,148.70631816 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 45thHighest Crime Rates: 49thMost Armed: 51stLargest Black Market: 138thMost Cultured: 164thRudest Citizens: 194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 213thHighest Average Incomes: 278thHighest Economic Output: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 339thMost Avoided: 428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 603rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 702ndMost Secular: 735thHighest Poor Incomes: 784thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 817thMost Efficient Economies: 830thSmartest Citizens: 882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,004thFattest Citizens: 1,197thHighest Food Quality: 1,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,326thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,575thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,582ndMost Stationary: 5,337thMost Inclusive: 5,420thLargest Populations: 6,108thMost Influential: 8,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,241stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,681stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,641st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, in a fit of passion The Local Drunk has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Ice 800, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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