The Elected dystopia of Ifrinn deamocratach is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Overdosed Obama with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.024 billion Suffering Voters are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satans ballot box. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Ifrinn deamocratachian economy, worth 205 trillion Good old pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,037 Good old pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,277 per year while the poor average 19,124, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, Ifrinn deamocratach has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Satans ballot box, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ifrinn deamocratach's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Mental illness.

Ifrinn deamocratach is ranked 137,379^th in the world and 14^th in The International Alliance of Swag for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,281.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.