The Democratic Republic of IllyrianAlbania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Gent with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.147 billion Albanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth 330 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,045 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, group hugs break out during floor votes, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and people say chess victor King Gent can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IllyrianAlbania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

IllyrianAlbania is ranked 2,696^th in the world and 40^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.56 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.