by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,844thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,696th
The Democratic Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Make Illyria Great Again
King Gent
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.147 billion

LeaderKing Gent


The Democratic Republic of IllyrianAlbania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Gent with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.147 billion Albanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth 330 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,045 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, group hugs break out during floor votes, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and people say chess victor King Gent can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IllyrianAlbania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

IllyrianAlbania is ranked 2,696th in the world and 40th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.56 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,844thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,658thHealthiest Citizens: 3,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,988thSafest: 4,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506thLargest Governments: 4,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,278thBest Weather: 5,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,470thMost Developed: 5,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,841stSmartest Citizens: 11,944thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,983rdMost Secular: 13,221stHighest Average Incomes: 13,331stMost Efficient Economies: 13,881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,791stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,159thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,341stMost Cultured: 16,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,083rd
Lowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 125th in the region

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