The Land of Ilmatil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Silre-lle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 1.914 billion Ilnas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Litam N'il. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ilmatian economy, worth 51.9 trillion Finnas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,121 Finnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ilmatil's border, and Ilmatian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilmatil's national animal is the Sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ilmatil is ranked 225,534^th in the world and 8,533^rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 42.01 Whatever.