The Sovereign Kingdom of Ilthenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Fapta with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The democratic population of 2.017 billion Ilthenese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraklen. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ilthenese economy, worth 135 trillion Chiptas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 67,062 Chiptas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, straitjackets are a common religious garb, and Queen Fapta has just been declared ruler of Ilthenia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilthenia's national animal is the Kolodil.

Ilthenia is ranked 193,779^th in the world and 2^nd in Realm of Erisam for Most Primitive, scoring -99.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.