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Highest Drug Use: 1,594thFattest Citizens: 4,708thLargest Retail Industry: 5,166th
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Economy
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Immortal Phoenices

Population3.205 billion

CapitalInfinity
LeaderChair of the Phoenices' Council
FaithThe Order of Unending Understanding

Currencypromise
Animalever-reviving adder

The Free Land of Immortal Phoenices is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chair of the Phoenices' Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.205 billion Phoenices hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The powerhouse Immortal economy, worth 278 trillion promises a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,905 promises, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Immortal Phoenices's national animal is the ever-reviving adder, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Order of Unending Understanding.

Immortal Phoenices is ranked 138,404th in the world and 317th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,594thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4,708thLargest Retail Industry: 5,166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,629thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,861stRudest Citizens: 6,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,852ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,897thMost Politically Free: 12,831stNicest Citizens: 15,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,539thMost Devout: 16,584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,272nd
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Immortal Phoenices was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Chair of the Phoenices' Council's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Immortal Phoenices, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.

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