by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th
The Greater Galactic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The path of Justice is paved with the blood of our foes
God Emperor Vlad
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Imperial Akatsuki

Population8.077 billion

LeaderGod Emperor Vlad


The Greater Galactic Empire of Imperial Akatsuki is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Vlad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.077 billion Imps are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byss. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion Succs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 482,491 Succs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing God Emperor Vlad to cartoon bears, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and God Emperor Vlad is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Akatsuki's national animal is the Hollow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Imperial Akatsuki is ranked 233,016th in the world and 8,040th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.18 Obesity Rate.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 165thMost Secular: 174thLargest Insurance Industry: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 282ndLowest Crime Rates: 327thHighest Average Incomes: 385thLargest Black Market: 486thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 775thLargest Mining Sector: 1,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,317thMost Avoided: 1,335thMost Developed: 1,345thSmartest Citizens: 1,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,040thMost Influential: 2,374thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,167thHealthiest Citizens: 3,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,666thLargest Governments: 4,034thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,065thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,672ndMost Authoritarian: 8,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,156thTop
Most Stationary: 14,042ndMost Inclusive: 15,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,713thMost Efficient Economies: 16,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,578th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 162nd in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 296th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 367th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 504th in the regionMost Inclusive: 516th in the regionMost Extreme: 622nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 626th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 724th in the region

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