The Super Swifty of Imperial Dodo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Ododo VII with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.853 billion Dodoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dodoan economy, worth 147 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,724 Gold Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 611,651 per year while the poor average 2,802, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, the latest political memes depict King Ododo VII as an overly-choreographed robot, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is a problem. Imperial Dodo's national animal is the Blue Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hyacult.

Imperial Dodo is ranked 102,263^rd in the world and 3,266^th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,355.93 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.