The Holy Blue of Imperial Dodo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Ododo VII with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 1.405 billion Dodoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalam. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The thriving Dodoan economy, worth 99.2 trillion Santas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,580 Santas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, the new Cow Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and the Cows of Imperial Dodo are surprisingly well-adjusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Dodo's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hyacult.

Imperial Dodo is ranked 69,501^st in the world and 2,677^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 84.44 Cheeks Turned Per Day.