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Highest Crime Rates: 3,317th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,273rd Fattest Citizens: 6,335th
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Imperial Empress Valeria Messalina

Population370 million

CurrencyBrothel Token
AnimalBedbug

The Empire of Imperial Empress Valeria Messalina is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 370 million Imperial Empress Valeria Messalinans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Imperial Empress Valeria Messalinan economy, worth 25.5 trillion Brothel Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 68,980 Brothel Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,690 per year while the poor average 6,846, a ratio of 53.6 to 1.

Untold millions of Brothel Tokens are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, many in Imperial Empress Valeria Messalina are born in the purple, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Imperial Empress Valeria Messalina's national animal is the Bedbug.

Imperial Empress Valeria Messalina is ranked 95,753rd in the world and 3rd in The Impure Land for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.89 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,317thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,273rdFattest Citizens: 6,335thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,804thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,886thMost Armed: 9,526thMost Pro-Market: 10,903rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,346thHighest Drug Use: 14,802nd

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