The Constitutional Monarchy of Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 368 million Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Berlin. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The all-consuming German economy, worth 24.3 trillion German gold marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,056 German gold marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Kaiserreich Germany's national animal is the Imperial Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is ranked 36,477^th in the world and 132^nd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 60.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.