The Cheery Times of Imperial Monkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayzek with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 32.545 billion Imperial Monkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeon. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Imperial Monkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,030 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,585 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Monkeys's national animal is the Qoph, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meism.

Imperial Monkeys is ranked 10,415^th in the world and 1^st in Eternity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.27 law-abiding acts per hour.