The Omniscient Communist Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.329 billion Salvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 4,378 trillion Lysers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 139,769 Lysers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from His Emperor's rear echelons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 2,695^th in the world and 144^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.95 law-abiding acts per hour.