The Technocracy of Imperio de Jandira is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wolfgang IV with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.232 billion tigerin-jandirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigresia. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tigerin-jandiran economy, worth a remarkable 5,860 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 442,871 Claws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, artists are pillars of society, a soldier's body is a temple, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. Imperio de Jandira's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Kapseranist.

Imperio de Jandira is ranked 22,805^th in the world and 16^th in Novo Brasil for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,433.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.