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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,960thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,482nd
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Imperium Polsie

Population291 million


The Commonwealth of Imperium Polsie is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 291 million Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 5.5%.

The strong Imperium Polsiean economy, worth 23.7 trillion zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 81,373 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader, euthanasia is illegal, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Imperium Polsie's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Imperium Polsie is ranked 114,500th in the world and 3,593rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 59.47983693288 Days.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,960thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,482ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,344thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,028thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,977thLargest Retail Industry: 18,789thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,789thMost Influential: 19,902nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 162nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 553rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 611th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 661st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 736th in the region

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