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Lowest Crime Rates: 16thMost Valuable International Artwork: 35thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st
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Independent Federation of Croatia

Population12.253 billion

CapitalMetropolis Aryans
LeaderNational Leader


The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.253 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,243 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 346,290 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders National Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 196,564th in the world and 84th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 3.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 16thMost Valuable International Artwork: 35thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 108thLargest Governments: 131stMost Advanced Public Education: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 169thMost Devout: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 311thHighest Poor Incomes: 322ndSmartest Citizens: 323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 340thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 774thHealthiest Citizens: 943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 977thMost Influential: 1,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,220thHighest Average Incomes: 1,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,547thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,115thMost Armed: 2,354thHighest Economic Output: 2,413thMost Authoritarian: 2,565thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,486thNudest: 3,916thBest Weather: 5,428thLargest Mining Sector: 6,259thMost Conservative: 7,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,354thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,715thMost Developed: 12,138thMost Extreme: 12,259thSafest: 19,595thMost Income Equality: 20,106thLargest Populations: 20,358th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the region

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