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Lowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th
The Dictatorship of
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Independent Federation of Croatia

Population13.538 billion

CapitalMetropolis Aryans
LeaderNational Leader


The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.538 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,988 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 368,460 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on National Leader's fingers, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 239,703rd in the world and 110th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 56thHighest Average Tax Rates: 85thLargest Governments: 101stMost Advanced Public Education: 108thMost Devout: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 162ndSmartest Citizens: 246thMost Efficient Economies: 282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 369thMost Subsidized Industry: 410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 576thHealthiest Citizens: 595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 799thMost Beautiful Environments: 956thMost Influential: 996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,000thHighest Average Incomes: 1,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,235thBest Weather: 1,656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,780thHighest Economic Output: 2,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,047thTop
Most Armed: 2,465thSafest: 2,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,573rdMost Authoritarian: 2,674thNudest: 4,293rdMost Conservative: 4,389thLargest Mining Sector: 6,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,130thTop
Most Developed: 13,077thMost Extreme: 15,900thLargest Populations: 19,364th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the region

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