The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.288 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,811 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 337,628 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Metropolis Aryans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 28,186^th in the world and 17^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 64.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.