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Lowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th
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Independent Federation of Croatia

Population11.288 billion

CapitalMetropolis Aryans
LeaderNational Leader


The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.288 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,811 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 337,628 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Metropolis Aryans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 28,186th in the world and 17th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 64.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thHighest Average Tax Rates: 119thLargest Governments: 142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 151stMost Corrupt Governments: 163rdMost Devout: 233rdMost Efficient Economies: 311thMost Subsidized Industry: 318thSmartest Citizens: 356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417thHighest Poor Incomes: 430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 584thMost Authoritarian: 701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 787thMost Influential: 881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,026thHealthiest Citizens: 1,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,148thHighest Average Incomes: 1,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,307thMost Extreme: 1,766thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,485thMost Conservative: 2,647thHighest Economic Output: 2,653rdNudest: 3,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,169thLargest Mining Sector: 4,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,337thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,654thMost Developed: 11,932ndBest Weather: 12,166th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

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