The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.253 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,243 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 346,290 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders National Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 196,564^th in the world and 84^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 3.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.