The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.538 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,988 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 368,460 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on National Leader's fingers, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 239,703^rd in the world and 110^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.