Population | 11.959 billion |
Capital | Tours |
Leader | Corinne Orzechowski |
Currency | franc |
Animal | squirrel |
The Department of Indre-et-Loire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Corinne Orzechowski with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.959 billion Indroligériens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tours. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.
The very strong Indroligérien economy, worth 825 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,002 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,143 per year while the poor average 15,104, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.
News headlines usually include p-values, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood, and the entire entry for Indre-et-Loire in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indre-et-Loire's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Indre-et-Loire is ranked 7,103rd in the world and 3rd in Department Store for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Indre-et-Loire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Indre-et-Loire's influence in Department Store rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Indre-et-Loire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Indre-et-Loire's influence in Department Store rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Indre-et-Loire's influence in Department Store rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Indre-et-Loire relocated from The North Pacific to Department Store.
- : Indre-et-Loire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Indre-et-Loire's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Indre-et-Loire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Indre-et-Loire relocated from Department Store to The North Pacific.