The Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.328 billion Infernal Spawn of Evils love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starboard Port. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The very strong Infernally Spawned from Evil economy, worth 943 trillion Standard Welfare Units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 83,320 Standard Welfare Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, immigrants who don't like the taste of Infernally Spawned from Evil Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infernal Spawn of Evil's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Continuation.

Infernal Spawn of Evil is ranked 2,267^th in the world and 1^st in The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,773.76 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.